Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Sex Party in Petworth?

This is either really good news or really bad news depending on your perspective. Thanks to the tipster who emailed me this message, I am forever in your debt. Despite the grammatical errors, can this be for real? Mom, for the love of God, please stop reading. Now, I don't like to judge but you have to admit $5 does seem like a very reasonable price given all the sex plus free mixed drinks! I have redacted the message a bit in case it is a hoax. Below you can find the message from the Petworth listserve:

"Hello you all,

Someone told me about this "sex party". I was able to get on their mailing list. Apparently, this Mike Mike person has these parties at a few diffenent places in DC. Is this not against the law? I mean, unprotected sex parties is certainly a public health issue. How do I stop this from happening?

Sincerely,
PARKVIEW.PETWORTH@...
Parkview/Petworth Resident

*********************************************
Host: Mike Mike
Location: PRIVITE HOME
xxx xxxxxx AVE NW, WASHINGTON, DC

When: Wednesday, June 6, 9:00pm
Phone: xxx-xxx-xxxx

TRINITY ATL PRESENTS
"RAW Fxxx FEST 07" $5 Wednesday
FREAK NASTY Nxxxx ONLY ON SOME RAW Sxxx NEAR THE GEORGIA AVE PETWORTH STATION FREE MIXED DRINKS THIS
JUNE 6 WEDNESDAY
9 PM - 4 AM DOORS CLOSE AT"

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

I just don't understand what they're so upset about. Ok, so it's not this person's thing. But... What's the big deal?

Christina said...

Call me a crazy prude, but, it would be a big deal to me. I don't think raw fxxx fests improve the neighborhood. And I'm not down with private houses being turned into nightclubs or sex clubs or whatever.

That said -- wow, low cover charge! Perhaps there's other fees for "services" when you get in because otherwise I don't know how Mike Mike could be making his money.

stutterer said said said...

can you please forward me the guy's email, or get me on his list?

if you guys wanna get this out of petworth, i'd be happy to host the parties at my house in NE.

:o)

capitolG said...

"Honey, I going out for a little walk tonight...you know fresh air and stuff." "Might be gone for a while...and,er...smell different when I return."

Anonymous said...

i'm not saying i'm down with these parties, but they happen all over. i saw a special on either hbo or vh1 talking about people that hosts these parties in their homes. as long as these people are keeping it indoors and everyone is of age and willing partners, whatever. although, if this was happening next door to me, i would be annoyed.

Golden Silence said...

stutterer, we don't need that mess in NE either!

Markus said...

So uhhhh, anyone go?

Daniel said...

I love the general disapproval yet undeniable curiosity behind this. So fascinating yet disturbing at the same time.

So seriously, who went? You can go anonymous, just spill the beans. . .

Markus said...

We count on PoP's investigative reporting around here -- I'm really let down we never got a blow by blow report on the party.

Prince of Petworth said...

Next time I'll take one for the team.